How to Pretend You Come from a Rich Family
Let me start from the beginning...
I was full-filling my lustful fantasies by looking at purse porn; specifically, Louis Vuitton. I went to the web site and these bags are THOUSANDS of dollars...I'm not getting one.
So, then I start watching "whats in my purse" videos on Youtube, and basic chicks, pull out the LV bags like it's noth'n. HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE...
Who paid for this? Your parents, your man? I WANT TO KNOW!!! You live a regular existance, you drive a corolla, you work at Target and you have a $1,000+ + hand bag...yes, I am out-raged! Not really, cause I watched and like several videos. I'm not a hater I just crush a lot.
Anyway...
Then I decided to Google- "how do people afford Louis Vuitton bags?" I had to know, how these peeps got these cute bags. They aren't cheap, not even on ebay. No real info came up in the search but I did stumble across something of a different topic:
I was full-filling my lustful fantasies by looking at purse porn; specifically, Louis Vuitton. I went to the web site and these bags are THOUSANDS of dollars...I'm not getting one.
So, then I start watching "whats in my purse" videos on Youtube, and basic chicks, pull out the LV bags like it's noth'n. HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE...
Who paid for this? Your parents, your man? I WANT TO KNOW!!! You live a regular existance, you drive a corolla, you work at Target and you have a $1,000+ + hand bag...yes, I am out-raged! Not really, cause I watched and like several videos. I'm not a hater I just crush a lot.
Anyway...
Then I decided to Google- "how do people afford Louis Vuitton bags?" I had to know, how these peeps got these cute bags. They aren't cheap, not even on ebay. No real info came up in the search but I did stumble across something of a different topic:
How to Pretend You Come from a Rich Family
YES!!! I don't need to get an LV becuase then people will know I'm not rich. Duh! Everyone knows that the rich are a subtle species. Never blantantly flaunting their wealth. I'm talk'n bout old money...not the rich newbs, who make it rain every chance they get. I'm speaking of the old money, the ones who don't flaunt their wealth and complain about the outrageous cost of bottled water.
I completed my 17 step course and I am all set to fake-out like I'm rich! I'm sorry, I should be speaking to you in a British accent...Would you please pass the grey poupon?
*While the events of this post are both true and disturbing, please know that it is all in fun. The blogger truly suffers from purse porn addiction, pray for her.
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